Don’t get married for any reason.

If you are considering getting married, I would advise against it. Let me tell you why. Most people get married for the wrong reasons. For a man, marriage would probably be a mistake, and for a woman, it’s more like suicide. Few people are happy being married because they enter into that contract thinking the other person is going to make them happy. No such luck. You are responsible for your own happiness.

Also, Most people think that they own their spouse and that comes with all the problems with master-slave relationships. Let me be the first to inform you that nobody owns another person. Our suppose society is somewhat responsible for people feeling this way, but we are responsible for our society as a whole. We are told to feel this way. It is part of our programing. Get over that. Realize there is nothing wrong with being single, and you will probably be happier if you are happy with yourself.

With the new awareness that seems to be appearing, there is really no reason people should not maintain their individuality and stay single, unless their intent is to get a partner and raise children with them. Most marriages are two people who just fell in love with themselves while being admired by each other. Marriage is really a partnership where the partners get the idea that they own each other.

Don’t get married. You could do something more meaningful with your life besides getting married and popping out more children. Enjoy your life. You may think you want kids and a husband, but just give it some very serious thought. Is that really what you want to do with the rest of your life?

Published in: on December 16, 2007 at 6:37 am  Comments (3)  

Humor On Marriage

Choices:

Choices, the lovers

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead.

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

On Infidellity:

The woman did not seem upset that her husband was fooling around. When asked about that, she said, I’m hoping that one of them will take him off my hands for good.”

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Marriage:

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

A young son asked, “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”

Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.

On finding fault with your spouse:

Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If a woman wants to improve herself all she has to do is get divorced. Suddenly she realizes that she has no more faults.

Perceptions:

First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

” A Woman’s Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I’ll just beat him to death “

Published in: on September 17, 2006 at 4:18 pm  Leave a Comment