How to spot a liberal or conservative

Left, Right, and Other States of Insanity

I am not quite sure what the meaning of “Conservative” and or “Liberal” is or what it means to different people. I am quite sure it is not so cut and dried as one might think. But below are my over all impressions of what people think they are.

If I had to describe myself, with either one of these labels… I would have to say I was a liberal, although I don’t fit my own sterio-type description below, but that is just in fun anyway.Yet I am sure that part of me is conservative. I don’t know what part that is, but I am sure there is something conservative about me… oh yeh, I don’t get welfare checks or food stamps. Too damn much paperwork involved. I don’t know if that is conservative or just lazy, which might be considered liberal. Its so confusing.

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Your average run-of-the-mill idea of conservatives tend to be thought of as white, republican, Christian, and usually Protestant.

*they are hunters, warriors,and industry leaders,

*They send their sons to war,

*they believe what their president tells them,

*they are anti-abortion, (anti-choice,)

*they are for the death penalty

*they preach “family values” and “patriotism.”

*they would like to plant the ten commandments on the courthouse lawn

*they want to pray to Jesus in public school auditoriums, anyone who doesn’t like it can leave.

*they believe what they hear on CNN, and other network major media.

*they are anti-change

*they claim to want less government (anti-change, no new laws, etc.)

*they want to form a militia

*they have flags on their lawns and yellow ribbons on their cars with the Christian fish symbol.

*they take too many perscription drugs.

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Your average run-of-mill idea of liberals tend to be thought of as poor white, and minorities, mostly catholic, Democrat, atheists or godless pagans.

*They are ex-hippies, draft dodgers, trailer trash

*they don’t trust their president

*they are pro-choice, pro-abortion, free love types

*they are against the death penalty

*they are “atheists” who don’t want the ten commandments on the court house lawn.

*they don’t care one way or another about prayer in schools or they are against it.

*they don’t watch the news

*they want to change the world but don’t know how exactly

*they want to make new laws

*they are probably on welfare or food stamps

*they want to form a commune

*they have flamingos or other tacky things on their lawn and sport all mannor of bumper stickers.

*they live in trailers and drive big cars.

*They smoke pot.


Of course these are generalizations …. LOL

Published in: on September 14, 2006 at 5:51 pm  Leave a Comment  

In Memory of Sept. 11

A Poem from a Skeptic ConspiracyTheorist

The Tower


Let’s Play
Verse 1
By Gloria Jean
Written: April 3, 2003

In Memory of the Collapse of the Tower,

Universal Tarot Symbol of the breakdown

of the Status Quo where truth is exposed.


Let’s play the game of powers,
a contest to the finish,
destroy the tallest towers,
see who we can diminish.


Let’s play the game of lies
and see what folks believe;
let’s see who money buys,
let’s practice to deceive.


Let’s play the game of wars,
a blood bath to the death;
my people against yours
until their final breath.


Let’s break each other’s heart
then revel in the pain,
Let’s tear the place apart
and build it up again.




Let’s Play
Verse 2
Written: Sept. 11, 2005

In Memory of the Fema Failure

New Orleans/ Katrina

and other Darkness


Let’s play the game disaster
And help the death along
Let’s flood the city faster
Even if its wrong.


Let’s terrorize the masses
And break their stubborn will
Let’s give commando classes
And teach them how to kill.


Let’s play the game of drugs
And tell them that “we try!”
Let’s pull out all the plugs
And drain their pockets dry.


Let’s break the people’s heart
then celebrate their pain,
Let’s tear the place apart
and build it up again

Published in: on September 11, 2006 at 5:07 pm  Leave a Comment