Best Quote from Major Payne

The Quote:
“I always figured if the Marines had wanted me to have a wife they’d a issued me one”
The one I had Posted previously:
“I always thought if the army felt I needed a wife they’d have issued me one.”
Best Quote from Major Payne

The Quote:
“I always figured if the Marines had wanted me to have a wife they’d a issued me one”
The one I had Posted previously:
“I always thought if the army felt I needed a wife they’d have issued me one.”
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and it says U.S. Marines on his nametape. He has an Eagle, Globe, and Anchor ironed on to his cammies, and a lot more Marine Corps insignias. . . . And he said ‘Army?’
I have tried to find the exact quote on line but I did not find it. I would appreciate anyone who knows exactly what he said, as I may have it wrong.
I believe the exact quote is :
“I always figured if the Marines had wanted me to have a wife they’d a issue me one”
“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Payne”
Thanks! I inserted the correct quote above.